Imma allura,
If code, good or otherwise, didn’t need comments, the syntax for adding comments wouldn’t exist. Think about it.”
We surfed l-internet u telgħet bl-idejn ftit kummenti tal-kodiċi aħjar li l-iżviluppaturi kitbu fil-kodiċi tagħhom.
Read them and have fun…
1.
# To understand recursion, see the bottom of this file
.
. (at the end of the code...)
.
# To understand recursion, see the top of this file
2.
// When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing.
// Now, God only knows.
3.
/* You are not meant to understand this */
4.
// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets released into the public.
Issues can be related to the server – it can be a wrong configuration or simply server going down.
Jekk qed tfittex server affidabbli, b'appoġġ eċċellenti u ħin ta 'tħaddim kbir, checkout GreenGreeks.
They are Geeks just like us & really green on the environment.”
5.
# This is becoz you messed with me the other day
if current_admin.name == "#{my_x_employer}"
sleep(1000 * 3600)
end
6.
// Drunk, fix later.
7.
// no comments for you
// it was hard to write
// so it should be hard to read
8.
// Magic. Do not touch.
9.
int getRandomNumber()
{
Return 4; // chosen by fair dice roll.
// guaranteed to be random.
}
10.
// This code sucks, you know it and I know it. Move on and call me an idiot later.
B'lura definittivament jista 'jgħinek f'dan.
11.
// I have to find a better job
12.
// I am not responsible for this code. They made me write it, against my will.
13.
last = first /* Biblical reference */
14.
// I can't divide it with zero, so I have to divide it with something very similar result = number/0.00000000000001
15.
#TODO: Figure out what I’m doing here and comment accordingly.
16.
// If you are reading this, that means you have been put in charge of my previous project. I am sorry, so sorry for you. Godspeed.
17.
// If this code is still being used when it stops working, then
// you have my permission to shoot me. Oh, you won't be able
// to - I'll be dead...
18.
// If this code works, it was written by Paul DiLascia. If not, I don’t know who wrote it.
19.
long time; /* know C */
20.
// Once upon a time, two `array_map` calls were sitting there,
// but for some reasons, they triggered `E_WARNING`
// time to time (because of PHP bug [55416]
// (https://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=55416).
// Now, they are gone.
21.
//
//3.4 JeK My manager promised me a lap dance if I can fix this release
//3.5 JeK Still waiting for that dance from my manager
//3.6 JeK My manager got changed, the new manager is hairy, don’t want the dance anymore
//3.7 Jek Got that dance, yuck!
//
22.
/* Ah ah ah! You'll never understand why this one works. */
23.
//Mr. Compiler, please do not read this.
24.
//open lid
//
//take shit
//
//close lid
25.
//This was clearly written under duress.
26.
// This code worked before, but my cat decided to take a trip across my keyboard...
27.
// I wrote this while drunk, I don’t know what it does, but if you remove it the program breaks.
28.
// IDIOTS DON’T TOUCH WHAT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND!!!!
Għalhekk ippruvat, anke l-programmaturi jistgħu jkunu umoristiċi kultant u jistgħu jsiru ċajt fuq kodifikazzjoni wkoll.
Wara kollox, huwa monotonu u biex taħdem fuq kodiċi l-ġurnata kollha, għandek bżonn nibqa ’motivat. Għaliex ma tieħux gost waqt li tagħmel dan u tgawdi l-kodifikazzjoni?
Dawn kienu biss ftit minnhom. Jekk għandek f'moħħok kummenti oħra umoristiċi (jew qrajtu x'imkien) li jista 'juża kodifikatur, tħossok liberu li tħalli tweġiba u taqsamha magħna.
Ejja nieħdu gost flimkien!
