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XXVIII Omne Developer uersus Video Code Comments

Dicunt:

"Si vos postulo codice vestra comments explicare in animo suo satis ostendit, non codice.

Sed tunc,

Si codice, non aliud bonum, et non opus est comments, syntaxum pro comments addere non est. Cogitare de illo."

Penitus, et sustulit manum surfed sumus in codice optime paucis comments ut developers habent in codicibus suis.

Et habere fun legere ...

1.
# To understand recursion, see the bottom of this file
.
. (at the end of the code...)
.
# To understand recursion, see the top of this file

2.
// When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing.
// Now, God only knows.

3.
/* You are not meant to understand this */

4.
// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets released into the public.

Chris Wagner

Chris Wagner ait:
'Ut a programmer, saepe terminus sursum codicibus, qui laborans propter opus seem to me sed super webserver locus apparatus.

Rebus possit ad calculonis servi - Potest id esse vel simpliciter malum configuratione servo iens in.

Si vos es vultus ad reliable servo, cum optimum et maximum auxilium uptime, Checkout GreenGreeks.

They are Geeks just like us & really green on the environment.”

5.
# This is becoz you messed with me the other day
if current_admin.name == "#{my_x_employer}"
sleep(1000 * 3600)
end

6.
// Drunk, fix later.

7.
// no comments for you
// it was hard to write
// so it should be hard to read

8.
// Magic. Do not touch.

9.
int getRandomNumber()
{
Return 4; // chosen by fair dice roll.
// guaranteed to be random.
}

10.
// This code sucks, you know it and I know it. Move on and call me an idiot later.

Bene, si tu non volo ut terminus sursum vestri project ac multum officere codice, non ut faciam Project Management and Code Management.

backlog certe potest auxilium vos in hoc.

11.
// I have to find a better job

12.
// I am not responsible for this code. They made me write it, against my will.

13.
last = first /* Biblical reference */

14.
// I can't divide it with zero, so I have to divide it with something very similar result = number/0.00000000000001

15.
#TODO: Figure out what I’m doing here and comment accordingly.

16.
// If you are reading this, that means you have been put in charge of my previous project. I am sorry, so sorry for you. Godspeed.

17.
// If this code is still being used when it stops working, then
// you have my permission to shoot me. Oh, you won't be able
// to - I'll be dead...

18.
// If this code works, it was written by Paul DiLascia. If not, I don’t know who wrote it.

19.
long time; /* know C */

20.
// Once upon a time, two `array_map` calls were sitting there,
// but for some reasons, they triggered `E_WARNING`
// time to time (because of PHP bug [55416]
// (https://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=55416).
// Now, they are gone.

21.
//
//3.4 JeK My manager promised me a lap dance if I can fix this release
//3.5 JeK Still waiting for that dance from my manager
//3.6 JeK My manager got changed, the new manager is hairy, don’t want the dance anymore
//3.7 Jek Got that dance, yuck!
//

22.
/* Ah ah ah! You'll never understand why this one works. */

23.
//Mr. Compiler, please do not read this.

24.
//open lid
//
//take shit
//
//close lid

25.
//This was clearly written under duress.

26.
// This code worked before, but my cat decided to take a trip across my keyboard...

27.
// I wrote this while drunk, I don’t know what it does, but if you remove it the program breaks.

28.
// IDIOTS DON’T TOUCH WHAT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND!!!!

Unde probatur etiam faceta esse possunt ad tempora et programmers iocis est posse in coding quoque.

Etenim non est enim opus in codicibus efficere taediosam atque omni die, vos postulo manere motivated. Cur non facis haec et frui fun dum coding?

Hi sunt pauca. Si in aliam ridiculam animi ullum comment (neque enim is alicubi legitur), qui a coder uti, sentire liberum relinquam responsum, partemque eorum daturus est nobis.

Sit scriptor habere fun in unum!