En þá,
Ef kóða, góður eða á annan hátt, vantaði ekki athugasemdir, þá ætti setningafræði til að bæta við athugasemdum ekki vera til. Hugsa um það."
Við höfum vafrað um internetið og valið handvirkt nokkur bestu ummælin um kóða sem verktakarnir hafa skrifað í kóðana sína.
Lestu þær og skemmtu þér ...
1.
# To understand recursion, see the bottom of this file
.
. (at the end of the code...)
.
# To understand recursion, see the top of this file
2.
// When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing.
// Now, God only knows.
3.
/* You are not meant to understand this */
4.
// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets released into the public.
Mál geta verið tengd netþjóninum - það getur verið röng stilling eða einfaldlega að miðlarinn fari niður.
Ef þú ert að leita að áreiðanlegum netþjóni, með framúrskarandi stuðning og mikinn spenntur, skaltu kassa GreenGreeks.
They are Geeks just like us & really green on the environment.”
5.
# This is becoz you messed with me the other day
if current_admin.name == "#{my_x_employer}"
sleep(1000 * 3600)
end
6.
// Drunk, fix later.
7.
// no comments for you
// it was hard to write
// so it should be hard to read
8.
// Magic. Do not touch.
9.
int getRandomNumber()
{
Return 4; // chosen by fair dice roll.
// guaranteed to be random.
}
10.
// This code sucks, you know it and I know it. Move on and call me an idiot later.
Backlog get örugglega hjálpað þér í þessu.
11.
// I have to find a better job
12.
// I am not responsible for this code. They made me write it, against my will.
13.
last = first /* Biblical reference */
14.
// I can't divide it with zero, so I have to divide it with something very similar result = number/0.00000000000001
15.
#TODO: Figure out what I’m doing here and comment accordingly.
16.
// If you are reading this, that means you have been put in charge of my previous project. I am sorry, so sorry for you. Godspeed.
17.
// If this code is still being used when it stops working, then
// you have my permission to shoot me. Oh, you won't be able
// to - I'll be dead...
18.
// If this code works, it was written by Paul DiLascia. If not, I don’t know who wrote it.
19.
long time; /* know C */
20.
// Once upon a time, two `array_map` calls were sitting there,
// but for some reasons, they triggered `E_WARNING`
// time to time (because of PHP bug [55416]
// (https://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=55416).
// Now, they are gone.
21.
//
//3.4 JeK My manager promised me a lap dance if I can fix this release
//3.5 JeK Still waiting for that dance from my manager
//3.6 JeK My manager got changed, the new manager is hairy, don’t want the dance anymore
//3.7 Jek Got that dance, yuck!
//
22.
/* Ah ah ah! You'll never understand why this one works. */
23.
//Mr. Compiler, please do not read this.
24.
//open lid
//
//take shit
//
//close lid
25.
//This was clearly written under duress.
26.
// This code worked before, but my cat decided to take a trip across my keyboard...
27.
// I wrote this while drunk, I don’t know what it does, but if you remove it the program breaks.
28.
// IDIOTS DON’T TOUCH WHAT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND!!!!
Þess vegna sannaðist, jafnvel forritarar geta verið gamansamir stundum og er hægt að gera brandara á erfðaskrá líka.
Þegar öllu er á botninn hvolft er það eintóna og til að vinna að kóða allan daginn þarftu að gera það vertu hvatning. Af hverju ekki að skemmta þér við að gera þetta og hafa gaman af kóðun?
Þetta voru aðeins nokkrar af þeim. Ef þú hefur í huga einhverjar aðrar fyndnar athugasemdir (eða hafa lesið það einhvers staðar) sem kóðinn getur notað skaltu ekki hika við að skilja eftir svar og deila því með okkur.
Skulum skemmta okkur saman!
