Akā na laila,?
Inā he code, maikaʻi a i ʻole, ʻaʻole pono e manaʻo i ka manaʻo ʻana, ʻaʻole i noho ka syntax no ka hoʻopili ʻana i nā ʻōlelo. E noʻonoʻo ʻoe.
Ua hoʻokele mākou i ka pūnaewele a ua koho lima i kekahi mau ʻōlelo helu maikaʻi a nā mea hoʻomohala i kākau ai i loko o kā lākou mau code.
E heluhelu iā lākou a leʻaleʻa ...
1.
# To understand recursion, see the bottom of this file
.
. (at the end of the code...)
.
# To understand recursion, see the top of this file
2.
// When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing.
// Now, God only knows.
3.
/* You are not meant to understand this */
4.
// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets released into the public.
Hiki i nā pilikia ke pili i ka kikowaena - hiki iā ia ke kuhi hewa hewa a i ʻole ka iho ʻana i waiho wale ʻia ka server.
Inā ʻoe e nānā nei i ka lawena hilinaʻi, me ke kākoʻo maikaʻi loa a me ka piʻi ʻana i ka wā nui, ʻoi aku ʻOmaʻomaʻi.
They are Geeks just like us & really green on the environment.”
5.
# This is becoz you messed with me the other day
if current_admin.name == "#{my_x_employer}"
sleep(1000 * 3600)
end
6.
// Drunk, fix later.
7.
// no comments for you
// it was hard to write
// so it should be hard to read
8.
// Magic. Do not touch.
9.
int getRandomNumber()
{
Return 4; // chosen by fair dice roll.
// guaranteed to be random.
}
10.
// This code sucks, you know it and I know it. Move on and call me an idiot later.
Pūnaewele hiki ke kōkua iā ʻoe i kēia.
11.
// I have to find a better job
12.
// I am not responsible for this code. They made me write it, against my will.
13.
last = first /* Biblical reference */
14.
// I can't divide it with zero, so I have to divide it with something very similar result = number/0.00000000000001
15.
#TODO: Figure out what I’m doing here and comment accordingly.
16.
// If you are reading this, that means you have been put in charge of my previous project. I am sorry, so sorry for you. Godspeed.
17.
// If this code is still being used when it stops working, then
// you have my permission to shoot me. Oh, you won't be able
// to - I'll be dead...
18.
// If this code works, it was written by Paul DiLascia. If not, I don’t know who wrote it.
19.
long time; /* know C */
20.
// Once upon a time, two `array_map` calls were sitting there,
// but for some reasons, they triggered `E_WARNING`
// time to time (because of PHP bug [55416]
// (https://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=55416).
// Now, they are gone.
21.
//
//3.4 JeK My manager promised me a lap dance if I can fix this release
//3.5 JeK Still waiting for that dance from my manager
//3.6 JeK My manager got changed, the new manager is hairy, don’t want the dance anymore
//3.7 Jek Got that dance, yuck!
//
22.
/* Ah ah ah! You'll never understand why this one works. */
23.
//Mr. Compiler, please do not read this.
24.
//open lid
//
//take shit
//
//close lid
25.
//This was clearly written under duress.
26.
// This code worked before, but my cat decided to take a trip across my keyboard...
27.
// I wrote this while drunk, I don’t know what it does, but if you remove it the program breaks.
28.
// IDIOTS DON’T TOUCH WHAT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND!!!!
No laila, ua hōʻoia ʻia, hiki i nā PROGRAMMERS ke hoʻomau i nā manawa a me nā hiki ke hoʻohālikelike ʻia ma ka hoʻoili.
Ma hope o nā mea a, he monotonous a no ka hana ʻana i nā code i ka lā a pau, pono ʻoe e hoʻoikaika. ^ E Ha yM. No ke aha e leʻaleʻa ai ke hana nei a e hauʻoli i ka hoʻopili ʻana?
ʻO kēia wale kekahi o lākou. Inā ʻoe i loko o ka manaʻo i kekahi mau ʻōlelo hoʻomāʻewaʻewa ʻē aʻe (a i ʻole ia e heluhelu i kekahi wahi) e hiki ke hoʻohana ʻia i kahi coder, e hoʻokaʻawale i kahi waiho i ka pane a kaʻana iā mākou.
E leʻaleʻa kā mākou!
