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28 Funny Code komentāri, kas jāizlasa katram izstrādātājam

Viņi saka:

“Ja jums ir nepieciešami komentāri, lai izskaidrotu savu kodu, kods neliecina par tā nodomu pietiekami labs.

Bet tad,

Ja labajam vai citam kodam nav nepieciešami komentāri, komentāru pievienošanas sintakse nepastāvētu. Padomā par to."

Mēs esam pārlūkojuši internetu un ar rokām atlasījuši dažus labākos koda komentārus, kurus izstrādātāji ir ierakstījuši savos kodos.

Lasiet tos un izklaidējieties ...

1.
# To understand recursion, see the bottom of this file
.
. (at the end of the code...)
.
# To understand recursion, see the top of this file

2.
// When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing.
// Now, God only knows.

3.
/* You are not meant to understand this */

4.
// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets released into the public.

Kriss Vāgners

Kriss Vāgners saka:
“Kā programmētājs, es bieži galu galā ar kodiem, kas, šķiet, darbojas uz manu vietējo mašīnu, bet ne uz tīmekļa servera.

Problēmas var būt saistītas ar serveri - tā var būt nepareiza konfigurācija vai vienkārši servera darbība.

Ja jūs meklējat uzticamu serveri ar lielisku atbalstu un lielisku darbspējas laiku, izrakstieties GreenGreeks.

They are Geeks just like us & really green on the environment.”

5.
# This is becoz you messed with me the other day
if current_admin.name == "#{my_x_employer}"
sleep(1000 * 3600)
end

6.
// Drunk, fix later.

7.
// no comments for you
// it was hard to write
// so it should be hard to read

8.
// Magic. Do not touch.

9.
int getRandomNumber()
{
Return 4; // chosen by fair dice roll.
// guaranteed to be random.
}

10.
// This code sucks, you know it and I know it. Move on and call me an idiot later.

Nu, ja jūs nevēlaties sajaukt savu projektu un kodu, jums jādara projekta vadība un koda pārvaldība.

Neizdevās noteikti var jums palīdzēt šajā jautājumā.

11.
// I have to find a better job

12.
// I am not responsible for this code. They made me write it, against my will.

13.
last = first /* Biblical reference */

14.
// I can't divide it with zero, so I have to divide it with something very similar result = number/0.00000000000001

15.
#TODO: Figure out what I’m doing here and comment accordingly.

16.
// If you are reading this, that means you have been put in charge of my previous project. I am sorry, so sorry for you. Godspeed.

17.
// If this code is still being used when it stops working, then
// you have my permission to shoot me. Oh, you won't be able
// to - I'll be dead...

18.
// If this code works, it was written by Paul DiLascia. If not, I don’t know who wrote it.

19.
long time; /* know C */

20.
// Once upon a time, two `array_map` calls were sitting there,
// but for some reasons, they triggered `E_WARNING`
// time to time (because of PHP bug [55416]
// (https://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=55416).
// Now, they are gone.

21.
//
//3.4 JeK My manager promised me a lap dance if I can fix this release
//3.5 JeK Still waiting for that dance from my manager
//3.6 JeK My manager got changed, the new manager is hairy, don’t want the dance anymore
//3.7 Jek Got that dance, yuck!
//

22.
/* Ah ah ah! You'll never understand why this one works. */

23.
//Mr. Compiler, please do not read this.

24.
//open lid
//
//take shit
//
//close lid

25.
//This was clearly written under duress.

26.
// This code worked before, but my cat decided to take a trip across my keyboard...

27.
// I wrote this while drunk, I don’t know what it does, but if you remove it the program breaks.

28.
// IDIOTS DON’T TOUCH WHAT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND!!!!

Tādējādi ir pierādīts, ka pat programmētāji var būt jautri reizēm un var jokot par kodēšanu arī.

Galu galā tas ir vienmuļš, un, lai visu dienu strādātu pie kodiem, jums tas ir jādara paliec motivēts. Kāpēc gan neizklaidēties, to darot, un izbaudīt kodēšanu?

Tie bija tikai daži no tiem. Ja jums ir prātā kādi citi smieklīgi komentāri (vai esat tos kaut kur lasījis), ko kodētājs var izmantot, nekautrējieties atstāt atbildi un dalīties tajā ar mums.

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