Cash is king. The day you prepared the accounting plan, I was sure that you will draft the accounting standards carefully and our accounts will not required to be window dressed. Sir you write the narration.
In the journal, I have written a journal entry. In our trial balance let there be no suspense account and our balance sheet will always reflect true and fair view.
Your goodwill will always rule.
Vouching for us will be done by the people we know and the bills we pay. We need to take a certificate from the accounting principles board.
Our accounting cycle will never end. We will follow accrual basis and the accrued interest will be given to you in the form of debit notes.
Our promissory notes will never go bankrupt. There will be no bad debts. You maintain the inventory of good things I did to you and I shall render promissory notes to you.
Assets and liabilities will tally our balance sheet. You prepare a nice recipe for audit documentation and minimise the audit risk. We will soon reach the break-even point and there is no need to fix any budget.
The bank reconciliation statement will always tally because you are the auditor of cash book and bank book. We won’t have any depreciation.If you do ratio analysis you will know that profit and loss ratio is perfect.
Capitalise our inventory and store them in balance sheet. Cash flow statement will always have working capital. Compliance audit will be required to be done by liquidators sometime so that our bond values and commodities rock.
There needs to be consistency in principles and conservatism approach to save the resources we have. The compilation should make us feel proud. Cost recovery method is very simple. It has simple interest and compound interest.
Who will do the Valuation? Frauds will not be tolerated and both will have to bear the demurrage. We will receive royalty forever and the commission will always be credited in our books of accounts.
We will need imprest cash and we shall adopt the principle of going concern. We shall trade in derivatives, commodities, stock and shares to make our living. Debtors and creditors will always have a high payout ratio.
If anyone demands loan and there is a deficit in our balance we will overdraw the account and have cash credit. We shall display disclaimer of opinion as per the disclosure agreement and try to abide by GAAP and the International Accounting standards.
Direct material will form part of direct overheads and indirect costs will be contingency expense. Once the disposable income increases we will allow discount rates and increase dividend payout ratio.
Dual dating and dissolution of will need to be taken care off. With due diligence the earnings per share will increase and will improve earnings price ratio. We shall have to rule out employee benefit plan and issue employee stock option bonds.
Our assets shall be free from encumbrance. There is no need to endorse the equilibrium price and the escrow account will always have balance.
The personal income tax, excise tax, indirect taxes will be paid on time and excluded income will be exempted from tax. The experienced auditor will prepare the exposure draft and mitigate the expectation gap and the expense ratio.
Extraordinary items shall be promptly reported and fair market value shall be arrived.Filing of returns and the financial statements shall be done in the accounting year by following cash basis of accounting.
For valuing our inventory we shall follow First in first out method..Foreclosure agreement should state the exact foreign exchange earned and foreign tax credit available.
Goods in transit will need insurance and after fundamental analysis we will do a future contract.
A-line dress giving your body shape and a structure to walk out with grace and confidence you desire to go out to the world.
Abstract- an undefined art, combined with fashion to give you a dramatic feel in your everyday outfit. Also to make to feel alive and young again with the bold and artistic designs.
A dress giving you a variants, making the best of the way you look. A princess gown fitted from the apex and giving you a huge flare from the lower, does make you feel like Cinderella.
She said I wanted to wear a different outfit this time! We suggested why not go with Asymmetry? An outfit giving you different layers overlapping up and down to give you that perfect uniqueness.
A fashion photography took place, for a designers new collection. The Background of the photoshoot was the Designer studio itself.
The Collar Band has floral design on it, leaving the shirt plain to give it an attractive look that will stand out.
The most comfortable outfit worn, is the best in fashion for you. The outfit that most of the clients choose was a Bell Sleeve Top.
The sun was heating the grounds and the beach waves were calling me. I put the floral Bikini on and jumped in the water.
Men look the best in the Blazer. The material of the blazer defines the quality and the look of it. Providing the best quality suit for the men in your life.
Blouses rated as the most wearable outfit of the year 2019 by the women of India. It does go with any outfit, styled anytime and worn with anything.
A bodice is something that is simple yet worn classier. Style it with any classy outfit like long skirts, wide legged pants and you are all set to go.
A shirt is always a good option to wear. Why the shirt only but? Let's try and make the usual boring outfit happening by giving it a tint of a Bow Tie.
Double denim being the constant most fashionable trend since 20's has hit the trend list. The most famous one till date was a denim shirt paired with the same shade denim bell bottoms.
A bride's dream is to look the most beautiful on her wedding day. Designing the best of bridal outfits, giving it a modern and traditional touch at the same time.
Doing a photoshoot, it stuck the stylist's mind that she should blend the background. The outfits and the background were so well coordinated. Well, she Camouflaged them.
Sleeveless gown was one of the clients problems. Though the design and the cut was only acceptable without sleeves. The solution that came out in the end was that they made a gown with cape over it.
Winters have arrived and my biggest problem was that my clothes hide under the sweater. One blog gave me an idea of wearing Cardigans instead. Now I style my winter look with more confidence and preference.
The color contrast is all that matters in the world of fashion. You combine any print, any fabric but with the right colors going along with each other.
Haute Couture is the high end world of fashion. The fashion that we see on the red carpet and wish to wear it someday. The amount we spend on weddings is Couture.
She said I don't want a heavy kurta. The designer suggested of a Jewel Neckline studded with stones. The simplicity made the best designer outfit.
Draping a Saree is the most difficult part. That's what people say. Ever tried draping the whole outfit from scratch?
Winter fashion is at its peak right now. So much to wear and that to in fashion. Try the duffel coat worn by britishers in victorian era, to raise your style quotient.
World is a huge textile market and thousands of fabrics are there in that market. You get the fabric you name, the style that you want to create is under the fabric that you choose.
A proper fitted outfit is the most important thing of all. No matter what style, fabric or designer you select. If it fits you perfect you are 90% covered.
Content is king. Read, Copywrite, follow, read. Who is a blogger and what is a blog? Let us break it down to bits. Remember practicing letter writing in school in the English class. Your teacher gave you two stars and you want to be a writer. You grow up and write again, this time captions for Instagram. Scrolling up and down you come across people posting pictures of delicious food and exotic locations. You realize you can do the same and earn from it. One fine day you start writing. One week later you are a self-acclaimed blogger. Is that all blogging is? Posting pictures, writing about your adventures. It is this easy to be a ‘blogger’? There is a blogosphere out there. An entire world of bloggers. People like you and me who do this and are rather good at it. From food, travel to Jesus, no one is spared. A ‘Bloggernacle’, a blog on Jesus. For a second even you would ponder.
One question is still unanswered. Is blogging this easy? Yes and No. For some blog is simply writing what they feel, for some, it is about making money and the ones left are either rebels or bunch of annoyed kids who use this as a platform to vent. You have to decide which category you fit in. I can't sugar coat it by saying, blog writing is an art. It is about strong feelings and a knack for writing. Time for a reality check. You write something that everyone is interested in, that everyone is talking about and about generic things that people can connect to. Then you are the king of content. A king needs an audience. In this case blaudience. Your audience decides whether your blogs are worth reading or not. In simple words, if you can stir up a blogstorm, you are good to go. Now that we know what blogging is. We move to explore the kinds of blogging that exist. Log on to a blog site and you end up finding backlinks and categories on various topics. ‘Waking up to mornings like this’, when the sentence begins like this you know its a travel blogger. Pictures of beaches, mountains, rivers, and oceans are flooded in your blog feed. For us it's a sight of envy. These travel junkies are paid to wander and write about it.
Similar to them, there are the Foodies. Big bowl of ice cream arrives at your table and your friends are about to eat, but you ask them to wait. Why? You want to click a picture before you eat. Do you click a picture of your food? Even if its a bowl of strawberries? Food bloggers go through the same dilemma.
Another interesting set of bloggers are those who write blawgs. They write on legal issues and seem to pick up serious topics. I think of blawg and I get blogstipation. Writing has diversified over the years to the extent that there are categories in categories. Blog writing, for instance, has a wide spectrum of options to write about as we saw earlier. The Internet is a party. Parties are to go crazy in. For bloggers, it is the blog carnival. A blogger can host one and others will join to write on the same. As mentioned before. Blogging is a world and in this blogosphere people have their own language. The blog lingo is unique and weird. It's a mix of English words. Some understandable and some simply weird.
‘On my blogiversary I hire a blog client who helped me create a space for easy readability for my audience on their blog feed.’ It is fascinating but there are times when you get blogorrhea or blostipation. Either you write continuously on the same topic or you just can’t write anything. The best of blogs are the ones that share relevant information. As opposed to these there are ‘Blegs’ that request information from their blaudience. Its time for you to decide whether you want to scroll through a blogroll, write a bloglet, be a blog snob or the king of content.