Nanging banjur,
Yen kode, apik utawa digunakake, ora butuh komentar, sintaks kanggo nambah komentar ora bakal ana. Mikir babagan iki. ”
Kita wis surfing internet lan njupuk sawetara komentar kode paling apik sing ditulis dening para pangembang.
Waca lan seneng-seneng…
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# To understand recursion, see the bottom of this file
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. (at the end of the code...)
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# To understand recursion, see the top of this file
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// When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing.
// Now, God only knows.
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/* You are not meant to understand this */
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// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets released into the public.
Masalah bisa ana hubungane karo server - bisa dadi konfigurasi sing salah utawa mung server mudhun.
Yen sampeyan nggoleki server sing dipercaya, dhukungan lan uptime sing apik banget GreenGreeks.
They are Geeks just like us & really green on the environment.”
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# This is becoz you messed with me the other day
if current_admin.name == "#{my_x_employer}"
sleep(1000 * 3600)
end
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// Drunk, fix later.
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// no comments for you
// it was hard to write
// so it should be hard to read
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// Magic. Do not touch.
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int getRandomNumber()
{
Return 4; // chosen by fair dice roll.
// guaranteed to be random.
}
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// This code sucks, you know it and I know it. Move on and call me an idiot later.
Backlog mesthi bisa nulungi babagan iki.
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// I have to find a better job
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// I am not responsible for this code. They made me write it, against my will.
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last = first /* Biblical reference */
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// I can't divide it with zero, so I have to divide it with something very similar result = number/0.00000000000001
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#TODO: Figure out what I’m doing here and comment accordingly.
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// If you are reading this, that means you have been put in charge of my previous project. I am sorry, so sorry for you. Godspeed.
17.
// If this code is still being used when it stops working, then
// you have my permission to shoot me. Oh, you won't be able
// to - I'll be dead...
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// If this code works, it was written by Paul DiLascia. If not, I don’t know who wrote it.
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long time; /* know C */
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// Once upon a time, two `array_map` calls were sitting there,
// but for some reasons, they triggered `E_WARNING`
// time to time (because of PHP bug [55416]
// (https://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=55416).
// Now, they are gone.
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//
//3.4 JeK My manager promised me a lap dance if I can fix this release
//3.5 JeK Still waiting for that dance from my manager
//3.6 JeK My manager got changed, the new manager is hairy, don’t want the dance anymore
//3.7 Jek Got that dance, yuck!
//
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/* Ah ah ah! You'll never understand why this one works. */
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//Mr. Compiler, please do not read this.
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//open lid
//
//take shit
//
//close lid
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//This was clearly written under duress.
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// This code worked before, but my cat decided to take a trip across my keyboard...
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// I wrote this while drunk, I don’t know what it does, but if you remove it the program breaks.
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// IDIOTS DON’T TOUCH WHAT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND!!!!
Mula bisa dibuktekake, malah PROGRAMMER bisa awujud humor ing wektu lan lelucon bisa digawe ing coding banget.
Sawise kabeh, iku monoton lan kanggo nggarap kode kabeh dina, sampeyan kudu tetep motivasi. Napa ora seneng nalika nindakake iki lan nikmati coding?
Iki mung sawetara. Yen sampeyan duwe komentar babagan lucu liyane (utawa wis maca ing papan liya) manawa coder bisa digunakake, rumangsa ora bisa menehi balesan lan wenehi.
Ayo seneng-seneng bebarengan!